Nijana Nanena

"Nijana nanena nina jothe jothe yagiruve
Id yella premana nana mansanu kelruve"

The first time i heard this song was when i was waiting at the cobbler kiosk getting my chappal fixed! The source of the wonderful music was a tiny lil radio blaring away! From then on the tune was stuck in my head. Having no clue about which movie or which lead actor was this song picturized on, i felt miserable with the tune stuck in my head! I desperately wanted to hear this song! I tried humming the song to people and see if they could recognize the number! But singing never being turf! It sorta became like a guessing game with people taking their wildest guess! Someone even guessed the number as back off bitch!! Wow i have zero talent in humming! I was trying to picturize this number with myself in a beautiful flowing sari and Siddarth running around the trees to Sonu Nigam's melidious voice!

One fine day, i finally heard this number again on the radio on my way to work in the cab! Thrilled i gasped that this was the song that was stuck in my head for days! I finally found out the name of the movie! And throughout the day was waiting to come back home and listen to this number to my heart's content! I rushed home that day and switched on my internet and searched the number on YouTube! I found it! I found it! Yay Yay... (this is what an orgasm must seem like! Discovery!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOFxU8Buj1Y
I opened the link! KABOOOOOOOOOM on my face! No it wasn't any explosion! It was my heart breaking! Ahhh.. the pain:( The song was picturized on this ugliest porki looking hero with hair that looked like the new metal Scotch brite (Pankaj is that useless products name)! That was the end of my love of this number! The picture of me and Sid vanished into thin air!!! Alas!

With that!
President of "Hate that Pankaj character" club!

Gulti Groom

Every time and i repeat every time one of these useless relatives throw a gulti groom at you! And every time i repeat every time they are the SAME!! So why wait for the useless relatives to throw a surprise at you! Lets be prepared with what to expect out of the prospective gulti groom!

• Chances are that the prospective gulti groom is either from Ananthpur, Chittor, Nellore and such other second tier cities that you wouldn't have heard of until now!
• The pics of him, his parents choose to send are either in a common park in a weird Tollywood hero pose! Or in front of his neighbours BMW!
• His name is longer than your entire family's names put together and you still don't know what his first name is!
  
• He has done his bachelors from JNTU!
• He has also done his MS in one of the US universities which figures in the top ten list of the worst universities in the States!
• He is a Java developer!
• He loves SPB!
• He has other gulti friends and together they love watching the latest Tollywood movies!

Now that we already know what to expect no more surprises!
With that signing off!
Hope not be a bride of a gulti groom!