Sunday, June 13, 2010

Gulti Groom

Every time and i repeat every time one of these useless relatives throw a gulti groom at you! And every time i repeat every time they are the SAME!! So why wait for the useless relatives to throw a surprise at you! Lets be prepared with what to expect out of the prospective gulti groom!
  • Chances are that the prospective gulti groom is either from Ananthpur, Chittor, Nellore and such other second tier cities that you wouldn't have heard of until now!
  • The pics of him, his parents choose to send are either in a common park in a weird Tollywood hero pose! Or in front of his neighbours BMW!
  • His name is longer than your entire family's names put together and you still don't know what his first name is!
  • He has done his bachelors from JNTU!
  • He has also done his MS in one of the US universities which figures in the top ten list of the worst universities in the States!
  • He is a Java developer!
  • He loves SPB!
  • He has other gulti friends and together they love watching the latest Tollywood movies!
Now that we already know what to expect no more surprises!
With that signing off!
Hope not be a bride of a gulti groom!