Tuesday, December 7, 2010

In Sickness and In Health

Groan.. Ammmmaaaa.. i croaked!

Ene nindu katte?
(What's with you?)

Feeling weird ma! Not too well. Funny feeling in my stomach like something is moving and nausea!

WHAT????? Nausea na? Feeling in the stomach aa? (Horrified-panic-terror-earth came to an end/2012-did I hear what I just heard look on ma's face)
At this juncture Aha ha ha Aha ha ha.. didin didin didin music score would be playing if we were characters in Ekta Kapoor's soap!

Relax ma! (I haven't done IT or anything you know TO you know tone!) It's the samosa I had from that cart near water tank.

Joy spread on ma's face (I knew we didn't go wrong with you look!)
How many times I have told you? Not to eat samosas from that place! God knows how he makes those samosas (a lil less severely than usual, an upset stomach is clearly a lesser problem than unwanted pregnancy!!)

Sari! Ee matre togondhu malko, ella sariyoguthey!
(Take this tablet and go to sleep, you will feel better)

Siddarth Narayan went down on his knees and said "WHAT I need to live has been given to me by the earth. WHY I need to live is given to me by you. I love you Shilpa".

Me: I really don't know Siddarth! You shock me! I don't know what to say!

Siddarth Narayan: "Mein tumare bina nahi jee saktha!! Will you marry me?"

Me: Weeeelll.. ok if you reeeally insist (rolling my eyes and blowing my nails!) Yes! Clearly Imran Khan will be disappointed!!!

Siddarth with no shirt and me in a beautiful Ritu Kumar saree (oh! I forgot to wear my blouse Sonam Kapoor look!) running around the trees and singing

Kuntali Kurangila (Can't sit)
Nintali Nilangila (Can't stand)
Yen Yeno Agthythala (Something happens)
Helake Mathe Ella (Words fail me)
Jum Jum Maya Jum Jum Maya... (equilvalent to kuch kuch hota hai)
Praya Bandre En Iddu Maya....

Shilpaaaaa... Shilpiiiiii... Sako malgirodu! Hedollu!
(Enough of sleeping, get up now)

Jolted out of my beautiful dream! Damnnnn...


Ma: How are you feeling now?

I was still feeling weird, dazed, extremely tired and I needed to throw up my lunch. There are times when you just cannot explain how you are feeling but this was NOT one of those times.

Kuntali Kurangila
Nintali Nilangila
Yen Yeno Agthythala
Helake Mathe Ella

With that!
Jum Jum Maya Jum Jum Maya...
Roga Bandre Jum Jum Maya...